I need to take a dump but the bathroom nearby is filthy. It is a long walk to the next restroom what should I do?
Ps. I would use one of those paper liner things however they don't have any and I am too embarraced to ask for some.
Answer:
Have you not heard of Glad`s new 14 day disposable diapers ? They`re actually their famous garbage bags with two 8" diameter holes near the top .
You simply slip one on under your pants and you need not worry about bathrooms at all . Just "go" whenever you have to . The best part is you don`t have to change the bag for two solid weeks .
It just doesn`t GET any better than that !
WTF??
Ask them to supply u with paper
Go outside and squat and leave it, or else find a nice plastic bag and take those cosby kids out for a walk.
Either line the seat with toilet paper, use something to cover the faucets when it comes time to wash up, use paper towel to turn knob of door to exit the bathroom, or just take that long walk to the next bathroom.
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